I want it. I want it. I want it.
I'm going to try to be un biased and to think about Mortal Kombat critically. [but it's so cool] So This Mortal Kombat won't have alot of weaponry from what i've learned but for the future [cuz the game isn't going to in this 2D mode for the rest of time so...] MK needs to give it's female characters swords. It needs to get over that whole women-are-castrators-Fruedian-thing.
There are four charcters that I will focus on
Ashrah
She has a sword and if you read the bio on MKOnline. [from mortal kombat deception] the sword makes her evil and she looses it once she accomplishes her goal. notice also that it's squiggally. seee.. she is castrated...seee.
Ashrah is an interesting character cause she looks very bridal she looks like she is going to get married. If you look at both of her costumes is white with orange trim. She also has this big mushroom like hat
Li Mei:
Li Mei in the newer episodes is well...less hot than le mei in the older games. Somehow or whatever i can't explain the story [click the link if you want to know it] her body was changed or something idk. but shes less hot. Now she has a sword when she was hot she had pretty little [deadly] daggers. Now she has a "manly sword" And at the end of her story she saves the evil man and is scene caressing his chest which is just wrong.
Both of these characters are evil both have swords both characters are portrayed as unsexy. I think they changed her so they better market her with a sword also because they wanted to make Mileena seem hotter
Sereena
[Ashrah left Sereena Right]
I don't know much about her, her bio didn't point to anything really negative. Except that she and Subzero [who is good] fought people won but somehow she went on the evil side..dark forces got her or whatever. So she's a pretty swayable woman. but she has a sword although it's really small in comparison to the males. The one thing I did notice about her is that she has this special move were she can stab men with little daggers. It's very fun to do over and over again. Get it? hmmm she penetrates...see.
Mileena
Mileena is hot. she is THE sex symbol for the game. But she has teeth. She has teeth which she takes of in her deadly alliance fatality and eats up her victim it's just gruesome. She too has pretty daggers and wears this like thing over her face and when she tears it off man it's jsut disgusting...do you get it? she has teeth? you know that old idea that women had teeth in their vaginas that have to be tamed. Vagina Dentata
If the women don't have daggers they have some sort of wooden contraption with a metal involved. i can't really describe them. I think it's interesting cuz the men have HUGE swords. Subzeros is thick and large [i'm trying really hard not to say that's what she said]. Scorpions is large and firey. There is obviously something too this. Now not all of the men have swords not all of the men have large swords. THe Black Male characters don't have swords either...come on couch up the phallus. There is, if i remember correctly, alot of axes. Very cave man esk. [I also would like to insert Jax's alternate costume...tisk tisk tisk a little racist.]
There's also a character named Khameleon that only exists on WII i don't know how she plays but i really wish i had a wii...justsayin
I'm going to leave you commentary of the new videogame...Guys....
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