Unlike most of you who I assume have lives and good jobs I have blogging and being out of college. The reason I don't have a job yet or why I'm not doing anything yet is a long conversation for a different blog. What is important is that I see things that you all don't because:
1) you have to go sleep so you can wake up for you jobs
2) your at work when these horrendously bad things come on
3) your not bored enough to just watch [read/listen to] random things
4) another reason that I would know if If I didn't sleep so late.
So you wouldn't have seen the Slap Chop infomercial hahaha. It's hilarious. The important thing is that you go to this link and watch it. I repeat: https://slapchoprap.com/ver1/
I recognize by showing you this I'm also giving this hilariously bad commercial some advertisement. That's the price I'm going to have to take. It just reiterates something that I have been thinking about/[if you know me] saying for a long time. Everyone likes rap music/hip hop culture. The word 'everyone' really makes that sentence seem completely disputable. But it's true. If rap music causes people to be evil and horrible and mass-murderous sexist pimps then why is it on almost commercial why are products trying so hard to link themselves to it? So when people say 'I don't like rap music.' I'm like 'well you do like JCPenny's so....'
The picture I have at the top is from Verona. It's from this wall that people write on...I'll let Virtual Tourist explain it.... If I remember correctly you write your lovers name on the wall and someone wrote hip hop. If You look closely.
...anywayz
Speaking of bad commercials
I've been immersed, because I watch soaps, in horrible commercials. [once again don't feel like looking up anymore comment if you have suggestions]
1.
The Wheat Thins commercial where a black guy jumps mouth first so he can eat a Wheat thin, then [haha] gets devoured whole by a box of Wheat Thins. So your commercial kills people. It cause people to want to die whole vat of your product...really?
2. What's your flavor? Tell me what's your flavor?
The Lowry's Seasoned Salt Commercial. It was great until the end. I was singing "What's your flavor? Tell me what's your flavor?" OVER over again. In this commercial everyone says what flavor they are. And at the end there's a woman who I believe is Asian [definitely not white] and she says "I'm fun and a little exotic."'
I'm going to let this quote from the first season of Better Off Ted explain:
Lucy: "I'm not exotic, I'm Asian. Statistically, there are more of us than there are of you. So you're the exotic one.
Brody: "What?.... Wait, what?"
Lem: "You heard the statistically-average lady."
3. The Reeses Puff rap commercials.
"i want my r double e e s e s. reeses puffs, reeses puffs! peanut butter chocolate flavaaa!" Yeah. Just on principle.
Best Commercials.
Well I'm not going to go to pick a real commercial if you want to see real commercials you can go to advertising age or you can go to creativity-online specifically this ad about safe sex or the stop proposition 8 commercial.
The fake commercial is from the recently canceled Better Off Ted. BUT I recently bought the DVD set of the first season ['cause it's really cheap]. The show is about people who work at an evil company this episode was about racism at the company [hilarious but true] and the show will have little commercials from the company. What I love about this commercial is that now I see other commercials in it:
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